I think this would be an incredible feature.
Basically you would have an interface that would allow you to create a new token, and give it a Scalar stored procedure.
For example
Create a New Token
Token: [NextHoliday]
Scalar Procedure: usp_NextHoliday
Tokens would be limitless to the customers.
[NewestMember]
[TopPoster]
[NextMeeting]
[NextEvent]
[#UsersOnline]
I have tons of little things that sometimes get dated in my Text modules because someone has forgotten to go update something in them.
What do you think?